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AzN my ass! June 8, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — Amy @ 2:11 pm

I am doing this instead of writing my paper. Bad Amy!

stolen from
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken Chinese/Korean/etc. school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an Asian language?
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an “Asian crew”?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Total: 3/10

[ ] Are you or were you once a FOB?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song “Got Rice?”
[ ] Have you dated Asian girls/boys?
[x] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess,chick, Xx…xX, oO..,Oo, etc? (yes, but it’s so old! I need a new one)
[x] Is your last name Lee, Chung, Cho, Choi, Park, Kim, Yoo or any variations of those?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone’s house?
[x] You have both an Asian and an English name
[x] Do you watch anime? (only Cowboy Bebop … I swear!)
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 6/10

[x] Do you listen to Asian music? (a smidge)
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave? (I am horribly uncoordinated. What do you think?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Do you play Counterstrike, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc.? Played it before? (before…)
[ ] Are you a master at DDR? (see: rave)
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano? (tried piano when I was 5 … not so good)
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Total: 5/10

[x] Are you a very good artist? (I’ve been told …)
[ ] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an Asian community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Do you have small eyes?
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 5/10

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents FOBs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc.?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik’s cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you are short?
[x] Do your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc. from restaurants for “later use”? (how embarassing!)
[ ] Do you have AsIaN PrIdE?! (you’re kidding me … right?)
Total: 5/10

Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2.

48%

This only proves that I’m whitewashed. Right on. 🙂